Contest!
The contest is now closed.
Last week, while climbing over a pile of boxes in the garage to get to the fusebox, I came across a copy of Fuck Your Way to Fitness, the highly educational demo videotape that I was sent about six months ago. I tried to give it away in September's contest, but for whatever reason, the contest winner refused to claim it. I forgot about it, but here it is, resurfacing just in time for this delicious discussion about Embarrassing Dinners That We Love we've been having.
I think it's much more appropriate to give Fuck Your Way to Fitness away to the person who has the best Embarrassing Dinner recipe anyway.
The Rules

In the Comments Lounge of this post, repost your best Embarrassing Dinner.
1.) It must be something you have actually prepared and eaten, that you love.
2.) Although it does not have to contain Cream of Chicken/Mushroom/Celery Soup or canned onion rings as ingredients, those ingredients well-describe the kind of meal we're talking about.
3.) For an entry to be considered, it can not contain either beef or pork.
For this contest, I will be bringing in guest judges, JT from My Blog Too and Orange from Orange Tangerine, and all six of our kids. The three of us will choose the top three recipes, cook them, eat them*, and select a grand prize winner.
The grand prize winner will win the previously mentioned recycled prize, Fuck Your Way to Fitness, as well as a toy I received from one of my vendors that, upon a cursory inspection, I found to be mildly alarming. Sort of like some of the recipes you've been posting.
The two runners-up will receive some sort of valuable consolation prize that I haven't decided on yet.
Oh, and we'll be taking pictures of our judging, which will take place on Saturday, March 11th.
Good luck, cooks!
THE CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED.
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*Which is why I made rule number three. I know hamburger is a staple in a lot of these recipes, but I'm just not going to eat red meat, even for so important a reason as this contest. If you can come up with a reasonable substitution for your hamburger recipe, such as pressed, seasoned crumbled tofu (or whatever) I will accept it, even though the solution will probably render the original recipe too healthful to be considered an Embarrassing Dinner.
The contest is now closed.
Last week, while climbing over a pile of boxes in the garage to get to the fusebox, I came across a copy of Fuck Your Way to Fitness, the highly educational demo videotape that I was sent about six months ago. I tried to give it away in September's contest, but for whatever reason, the contest winner refused to claim it. I forgot about it, but here it is, resurfacing just in time for this delicious discussion about Embarrassing Dinners That We Love we've been having.
I think it's much more appropriate to give Fuck Your Way to Fitness away to the person who has the best Embarrassing Dinner recipe anyway.
The Rules

In the Comments Lounge of this post, repost your best Embarrassing Dinner.
1.) It must be something you have actually prepared and eaten, that you love.
2.) Although it does not have to contain Cream of Chicken/Mushroom/Celery Soup or canned onion rings as ingredients, those ingredients well-describe the kind of meal we're talking about.
3.) For an entry to be considered, it can not contain either beef or pork.
For this contest, I will be bringing in guest judges, JT from My Blog Too and Orange from Orange Tangerine, and all six of our kids. The three of us will choose the top three recipes, cook them, eat them*, and select a grand prize winner.
The grand prize winner will win the previously mentioned recycled prize, Fuck Your Way to Fitness, as well as a toy I received from one of my vendors that, upon a cursory inspection, I found to be mildly alarming. Sort of like some of the recipes you've been posting.
The two runners-up will receive some sort of valuable consolation prize that I haven't decided on yet.
Oh, and we'll be taking pictures of our judging, which will take place on Saturday, March 11th.
Good luck, cooks!
THE CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED.
____________________
*Which is why I made rule number three. I know hamburger is a staple in a lot of these recipes, but I'm just not going to eat red meat, even for so important a reason as this contest. If you can come up with a reasonable substitution for your hamburger recipe, such as pressed, seasoned crumbled tofu (or whatever) I will accept it, even though the solution will probably render the original recipe too healthful to be considered an Embarrassing Dinner.







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